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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:56
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
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